My Hands Wander

(( We interrupt your regularly scheduled baby to say that I may or may not have closet cosplayed my character.~ ))

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

askpervyonceler:

HOLY FUCK THE BABYS GONNA BE BORN HOOOOOOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAH

I’m not ready to be a father ;A;

HOLY FUCK THE BABYS GONNA BE BORN HOOOOOOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAH

*Walks around naked even though it’s not that hot anymore* Ahhh feel the breeze, little Perv. 8)

Pretty sure you'd be used to walkin' nude.

I am 8)

You never go to work naked, do you? Cause that would be Overwhelming Exposure
Anonymous

Yeah, like my employees haven’t seen me naked already.

I’ve fucked all of them too.

"How's it goin', Perv."

Fine. It’s hot as balls though. I have to walk around almost completely naked.

waves "Yo."

Yooooo

zOmmbree
Anonymous

Wut