My Hands Wander

ask-the-spy-onceler:

askshyler:

askpervyonceler:

ask-the-spy-onceler:

askshyler:

Don’t start. *growls at Shy*

Damn right no one is as sexy as me. UnU

I really should go though. I’m going feeding tonight. Have fun planning your girly things. *kisses Ted once before leaving*

Yeah yeah go ahead.

-poof-

*coughs and clears the smoke hoping it’s not him*

-SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAM-

Phew~

!!!!! O____O WILL WHATS GOING ON???

I DONT KNOW SOME FUCKING M!A OH DEAR GOD IS THAT MY VOICE?! Owwwww my back. Fuck, why?????

Oh my god you can’t get up. You need energy. You don’t know how to control it. Quick Shy, have sex with my fiancée.

What?! What the fuck is wrong with you? Oh goodness. Will sit down. *goes to help Perv’s body* Come on sweetie lets sit you down too.

*he thanked shy but was already feeling the need to sleep* I’m so … tired… Will, do something. …

You need to have sex. No don’t fall asleep. Uh Uhmm. Let’s have sex come on. Shy go to your room. *stands leaned back holding her stomach. Oh god this baby weighed a ton how did Ted handle this? And she really had to pee.*

ask-the-spy-onceler:

askshyler:

Don’t start. *growls at Shy*

Damn right no one is as sexy as me. UnU

I really should go though. I’m going feeding tonight. Have fun planning your girly things. *kisses Ted once before leaving*

Yeah yeah go ahead.

-poof-

*coughs and clears the smoke hoping it’s not him*

-SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAM-

Phew~

!!!!! O____O WILL WHATS GOING ON???

I DONT KNOW SOME FUCKING M!A OH DEAR GOD IS THAT MY VOICE?! Owwwww my back. Fuck, why?????

Oh my god you can’t get up. You need energy. You don’t know how to control it. Quick Shy, have sex with my fiancée.

"All of my respect for you is gone, not that it mattered to you. Goodbye." *absconds*

Wait what why? Ughhh come on Kar!

Wait is she really gone…?

-djinnler wondered how that cutie had been she hadn't seen him in a while and well it was time to say hello she walked up to the door wearing her swimsuit top and bottoms holding a towel she had just come from the pool and her hair gently dripped down her shoulders as she gently knocked at his door and waited-

Come in

"If I give you a shot one day you promise you'll at least still have a bit respect for me?..."

Nope.

Well, maybe some things have changed, but most of you hasn't.

Yeah. 8)

No. No nononono NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ask-the-spy-onceler:

askshyler:

askpervyonceler:

ask-the-spy-onceler:

askshyler:

I’ve got the invite list down, don’t worry. *shuts Perv up*
We can invite everyone you want sweetie. Of course I’ll be your planner. I am your made of honor, after all~ Wait but won’t your brother feel bad he didn’t get it? Smiley I think it was.

*Giggles* He likes to just be the lazy one drinking. He won’t care~

Yeah and he’s a douche bag.

Well that’s good! I heard he’s really sexy too~

*She nodded to show that she agreed but for william she replied with*
Not as hot as Will.

Don’t start. *growls at Shy*

Damn right no one is as sexy as me. UnU

I really should go though. I’m going feeding tonight. Have fun planning your girly things. *kisses Ted once before leaving*

ask-the-spy-onceler:

askshyler:

I’ve got the invite list down, don’t worry. *shuts Perv up*
We can invite everyone you want sweetie. Of course I’ll be your planner. I am your made of honor, after all~ Wait but won’t your brother feel bad he didn’t get it? Smiley I think it was.

*Giggles* He likes to just be the lazy one drinking. He won’t care~

Yeah and he’s a douche bag.

ask-the-spy-onceler:

askshyler:

askpervyonceler:

askshyler:

askpervyonceler:

ask-the-spy-onceler:

askshyler:

Hey guys! How was your dinner? *stood from his chair at the dinner table and smiled at them*

It was fantastic! I finally got to try real French fries!! And Mr. Suddenly Responsible here made me eat fruits and veggies.

Isn’t she adorable?

Baby, *turns to her* Baby Showers are parties the mother-to-be’s friend throws to celebrate her having a baby. You get gifts for baby bearing and such.

She really is. *a little off put by her cuteness* Hrmm..

But yes! We can invite all your friends.~

Oh! I can invite Shy, Seren, smiley and shocky~!*grins* So how does this work?
Wait
Shy you’ll be my planner right? ;V;

*growls at the mention of Seren* What about Pan? He’s my best man. And Se-